Thursday, June 21, 2007

Quote of The Day

"When a psychologist or psychiatrist testifies, he shall wear a cone-shaped hat that is not less than two feet tall. The surface of the hat shall be imprinted with stars and lightning bolts. Additionally, he shall be required to don a white beard that is not less than eighteen inches in length and shall punctuate elements of his testimony by stabbing the air with a wand. Whenever a psychologist or psychiatrist provides testimony, the bailiff shall contemporaneously dim the courtroom lights and administer two strikes to a Chinese gong."

(Lee Strobel's The Case For Christ,
1990, page 192, lines 1-11)

Imagine having a female psychiatrist or psychologist to do that...wait, shouldn't that be chanting incantations over a stick pot?
Come to think of it, do courtrooms have sufficient space to place the stick pot(s)? XD

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BTW, this quote is taken based on an amendment suggested in 1997 by Duncan Scott, who thinks the experts who 'testify that the defendants are insane'.

"Apparently Scott's cynicism was shared by a majority of his colleagues - they voted to approve his tongue-in-cheek proposal!

The joke got asfar as the House of Representatives, which eventually blocked it from becoming law."

At least....XD

Sunday, June 17, 2007

A Short Tribute

"And I never want to let you down

Forgive me if I slip away

When all that I've known is lost and found

I promise you I, I'll come back to you one day


Morning is waking up

And sometimes it's more than just enough

When all that you need to love

Is in front of your eyes

It's in front of your eyes."

(February Song, Josh Groban
from his 2006 album, Awake)

Happy Father's Day, everyone.

Thursday, June 14, 2007



















Arguably the best album composed by Kitaro, Kojiki is one of the main gems of classical new age. This album is based on the Japanese version of how the world actually formed, as differ from the Chinese. All the songs in this album interrelate to each other as they depict a story of their own; from joy to battle to festive mode. From the beginning to the end, you'd be truly mesmerised by the sheer instrumental brilliance of the songs...some even more poignant than the rest. The songs are repeatedly played countless times; in concerts (notably the U.S. concert) and in numerous occasions and ceremonies, but haven't been transcribed into a play or a musical (yet).

No, this is not your typical noise ground: Kitaro conjures melodies that will be music to your ears (Silk Road, The Soong Sisters OST, anyone?)...but not as melancholy as his earlier compositions.

Playlist:
1. Hajimari (In The Beginning)
"In the beginning, the heavens and the earth were one. The sky was of angry black clouds and the sea was nothing more than a seething, murky swamp. Life as we know it did not exist.
Then one day the clouds began to swirl and grow, thunder crashed and a terrible rain began to fall. It rained night and day for weeks and months, as if it had done so forever.

At last the rain stopped, and the heavens and the earth had separated. From the waters and the mud the gods began to appear, like young shoots of grass springing forth from the east.
This
is how the world began."

This is very apt: the melody composed brings in the beginning of a story.
"Once upon a time..."

2. Sozo (The Birth Of A Land)
"The last of the gods to rise up from the chaos were Izanagi and the goddess Izanami. From the Bridge of Rainbows in Takamagahara, far above where the other gods live, they stirred the sea with a spear. When they withdrew the spear, the drops of mud that fell from it created a most beautiful group of islands. Izanagi and Izanami went to live in the land, and were married. There, Izanami gave birth to many gods including those of the wind, the sea, the mountains and the earth."

This song gives a mood of accomplishment; one that is slightly victorious, but not too much.

3. Koi (Love And The Death Of Izanami)
"The last god to be born was the god of fire, after which Izanami died. Her death caused her son Mikoto, the god of the night, terrible pain and grief. At last his father, Izanagi, disturbed at his son's weakness, expelled him from the land of the gods. After much wandering, Mikoto, found himself in a village terrorized by the Eight-Headed Dragon and where the beautiful maiden Kushinadahime lived. It is here that Mikoto first discovered love."

Ahem, a little romance in the middle?

4. Orochi (The Eight-Headed Dragon)
"The Dragon was a terrible creature with eyes as red as Chinese lanterns. It had eight giant heads and tails long enough to span eight mountains and valleys. The monster dragon had already destroyed the village and devoured Kushinadahime's seven sisters, and it was feared he would soon return to claim the fair maiden. Using all of his cunning and strength Mikoto defeated the monster in a long and brutal battle."

One of my favourites of this album, this is battle royale. Although the plot goes slightly slow and a tad redundant, this song is great. Simple.

5. Nageki (Sorrow In A World Of Darkness)
"After Mikoto was thrown out of the land of the gods, his sister Hikaru, goddess of the sun, took pity on him and invited him to come live with her in Takamagahara. Mikoto was happy to do so, but his mischief soon caused Hikaru much grief. Hikaru fell into great despair and went to hide in the Celestial Rock Cave, plunging the world into total darkness. For this, Mikoto was thrown out of Takamagahara."

One of the more melancholy ones.

6. Matsuri (The Festival)
"Mikoto prayed and prayed to his father Izanzgi to get Hikaru to come out from the cave. Meanwhile, some of the other gods gathered around the cave to sing and dance in a happy and joyous festival. Hikaru, thinking it strange that people were holding a festival in a dark and cold world, opened the stone gate before the cave to see what was happening. Just then Tajikarao, the god of strength, pushed away the stone and pulled Hikaru from the cave. The festival had been nothing but a trick."

The most renowned track from the album, it has been played countless times everywhere. Remember the song that resembles a festive mood every time you get to ceremonies? This is one of the background music that accompanies this.

The ending shows an expectant mood as Tajikarao pulls his sibling out of the cave.

7. Reimei (The New Dawn)
"As Hikaru came out from the cave, her light shown brilliantly in Takamagahara and throughout all the lands. Flowers began to bloom, birds began to sing and peace returned. With Hikaru's blessing, Mikoto and Kushinadahime were married and lived happily ever after. It was the beginning of a new dawn in Yamato (Japan)."

Although this song carries the same mood as Sozo (and quite the same melody), the bells behind it choruses a celebratory mood: the wedding of Mikoto and Kushinadahime. Electric guitars make this sound a bit like Scorpions and Queen, but not as heavy.

Source:
Transcription from here

Friday, June 08, 2007

Oh me...this is super late!! LATE LATE LLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

But how can I not put this up? It's my all-time favourite song of hers!! XD



Although this isn't as good as Wu Niang (Dancing Diva), I'm loving this song to bits!!

Waka waka waka waka waka wakakakakakakakaka..........

EDIT: If you have wondered why the LUX logo was there, Jolin has used the tagline for Lux as part of the song title.

"Because I'm perfect." XD

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Doublespeak, again

I've been thinking about this while typing: how the Malaysian government was (and still is) able to instil some glorified opinions on the nation's history, when in actual fact it still depends on an individual's opinion?

First, it was Sejarah; and now, PTK (Penilaian Tahap Kecekapan - an assessment system for government civil servants).

One of my teachers just gave me this to type, and I'm sorry to say that part of it was, erm, confusing. No, CONTRADICTORY.

(The topic was about how education personnel can interpret Vision 2020 in order to instil harmony)

'...memperkasakan sekolah...'

Hey, schools are already of good use when you need them; but memperkasakan? It's a bit too much, isn't it?

To make it more exaggerating:
'...memperkasakan pula bermaksud suatu tindakan atau perbuatan untuk menghasilkan kehebatan, kekuatan atau kegagahan.'

Can schools be dipergagahkan? Like Badang (a strong man based on Malay legend), I suppose...

'Pada saat ini kita menghargai betapa murninya masyarakat pelbagai kaum kita...'

Whoa...murni? :-S

'...mereka telah menjiwai dan menghayati naluri kehidupan di Tanah Melayu serta bersedia dengan rela hati menerima satu perkongsian.'

How's that for doublespeak? Dengan rela hati....

'...wujudlah satu bangsa Malaysia dan satu jati diri yang berlandaskan unsur-unsur keMalaysiaan'

Unsur-unsur keMalaysiaan? Do you mean that we're going to get Malaysianised?

Actually, there'll be many more after this...but this should be sufficient for now.

BTW, when I wanted to type Malaysia, I kept on typing Malaysai instead. Malay-sai!!:(
Unless we don't wake up from this mess, we're not going to forge further!